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Failure to Thrive

A Formidable Amount of Stupidity

by Kevin Owen Kearney

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Schizophrenic Patrick is having a rough go of it. As his life is narrated by NFL sportscaster Tony Romo, Patrick awkwardly deals with work as a liquor store clerk, a wonky female neighbor obsessed with the paranormal, and a randy psychiatrist who urges downtrodden Patrick to write a pornographic screenplay starring the shrink’s physically-flawed “lady friend.”

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Paperback
Format: 6 x 9 Black & White Paperback, 124 pages
Publisher: Outskirts Press (Aug 13, 2024)
ISBN10: 1977275729
ISBN13: 9781977275721
Genre: FICTION / Humorous / General

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Author Kevin Owen Kearney has been employed as a news reporter, forklift operator, store clerk, truck driver, groundskeeper, and “whip sorter” at a novelty “boutique.” He lives in solitude in Pennsylvania and is always looking for more work.
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