Outskirts Press, INC.

Schizophrenic Patrick is having a rough go of it. As his life is narrated by NFL sportscaster Tony Romo, Patrick awkwardly deals with work as a liquor store clerk, a wonky female neighbor obsessed with the paranormal, and a randy psychiatrist who urges downtrodden Patrick to write a pornographic screenplay starring the shrink’s physically-flawed “lady friend.”