Hardback
Retail Price: $25.95
A GREAT READ WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR TEST AND FOR THE VACCINE SHOT!
“NO MATTER WHAT YOUR HEARTACHE MAY BE, LAUGHING HELPS YOU FORGET IT FOR A FEW SECONDS.”
~ Red Skelton, Comedian
All of us would love to forget the 2020 COVID-19—Pandemic year, but there is so much to remember to pass on to future generations. How did we adapt to the new reality of virtual living with toilet paper shortages, schools and workplaces closed, masks, testing, and all the rest? Our daily concern with rising infection rates and death tolls, and the enormous loss of life affected everyone—all of it coming in a highly partisan Presidential election year! Yet, we can look back through this humorous collection of POEMS FOR YOUR PANDEMIC and marvel at how we stepped up to our challenges.
None of this was new—some of the humorous poems created during the 1918 Spanish Flu are included giving us a historic legacy to share.
READ, LAUGH, AND ENJOY SUCH CLASSICS, AS:
“Why is Toilet Paper so Hard to Find?”
“Line Up, Line Up, It’s for the Test!”
“My Wife’s a Barber”
“Who is This Great Guy Fauci?”
“I’ve Lost My Mask!”
AND MANY MORE.....
Hardback
Format: 5.5 x 8.5 Color Casebound, 59 pages
Publisher: Outskirts Press (Mar 28, 2021)
ISBN10: 1977238750
ISBN13: 9781977238757
Genre: HUMOR / General
GARY ALEXANDER has brought a sense of humor to a life as a lawyer, legislator, historian, travel writer, consumer advocate, husband, father, grandfather, high handicap golfer, comedy show producer, award winning chef, and many other activities that cannot be made public. He lived like most Americans during the 2020 Covid 19 Pandemic election year in a constant state of stress waking in the middle of the night to write humorous poems to help him get back to sleep, and speaking in rhymes during the day! 
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