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Things That Make Me Swear On The Golf Course (eBook Edition)

by Timothy D. Wilson

digital

Product description...

The golf “swear jar” is full!

Strap in your golf clubs, grab your balls, and hold on for a wild golf cart ride with Tim Wilson’s myopic and sometimes twisted view of the game of golf. You’ll never look at a round of golf the same way, as he hauls out his comedic microscope and examines the game. You’ll swear and laugh your way through the rough, hazards, and fairways (should you find the fairway), with amusing and often insane stories and antics. Experience the unrelenting frustration of golfers and the insanity of golf course life. Tim's comedic golf course observations and experiences have given him the ability to find humor with each round of golf and in every grassy inch of the golf course, from tee to green, and sand trap to fairway. This book is so funny, your mother will have to wash your mouth out with soap. I swear!

Product details...

digital
Format: Universal eBook Format, 103 pages
Publisher: Outskirts Press (Aug 09, 2025)
ISBN10: 1977285279
ISBN13: 9781977285270
Genre: SPORTS & RECREATION / Golf

Author Information...

Timothy (Tim) D. Wilson is also the author of Golf Ball Hunting (The bathroom book about the small game of the big game). Tim is currently retired but previously worked in federal and state law enforcement for over 34 years. He lives in North Carolina with his wife, Sallie, and they have two sons, Christopher and Scott.
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