HERE’S WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT HITS AND MISSES:

“Pierce utilizes almost every letter in the alphabet, including all but two vowels.” —Los Angeles Newspaper

“I have a metallic artificial arm that became magnetized when I downloaded this book on my iPad. I couldn’t put it down!” —Washington Penny Saver “There’s a new standard by which writer’s block is measured, and his name is Pierce.” —New York Gazette

“I wasn’t sure if the pages were in the right order. Did anyone proofread this?” —Miami Bait & Switch

Brad Pierce, using the nom de plume Jack Russell Terrier, has written many books for young and old but not one for anyone middle-aged. Previous bestsellers include Cooking with Cheetos, Ventriloquism for Dummies, and Let’s Swap Out Your Car’s Transmission Again Today! Pierce also penned the screenplay for Night of the Redundant Dead Zombies At Night. The author hails from a small, very poor village in New England. The town was so poor that on many Halloween nights the neighborhood children only got Two Musketeers. Pierce’s pet peeves include solar systems and warm blankets. He boasts a collection of fast-food napkins with coffee stains in the shapes of celebrities and hopes to one day create a WALK-DON’T WALK button that explodes if pressed successively more than 10 times in a row. Fluent in three languages—English, American, and Rhode Island—his broadcasting career zenith came as the co-host of Good Morning Manitoba with legendary TV anchor Brie Caribou on UHF channel 83 each Monday-Friday from 4:30-6. Pierce is a regular on the hiking trails north of Los Angeles, where his dog is also quite regular. Cleo is his Belgian Malinois. Pierce also enjoys Belgian waffles and Belgian beer. But, ironically, no brussels sprouts. Ever.