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Riveting and haunting! This tense and compulsively readable roller-coaster ride fraught with psychological thrills, unanticipated dips, deliciously nuanced with delectable horror, dark humor, lurches, and existential truths. This memoir frightened and fascinated me in equal measures with unique and compelling characters in which nothing and no one are what they seem. —Mark MacDonald, Editor of Fishhawk Currents newsletter and maudlin inebriate

While gulping down various bottles of alcohol, the author reminisces about his childhood ordeals, his perverted dating life, the vagaries of marriage, the caprices of parenting and the disposition of modern society. Good shit! —Bernie Otjen, Food snob, obsessive, and world-class fretter

Drivel disguised as masterful literary art. It disgusts me! —Jim Mooney, Effete, jealous wannabe writing critic

The stakes are raised and the questions grow darker in this fun, engaging chronicle and commentary. Put it on your coffee table, gift it to friends and acquaintances and watch conversations and, possibly fisticuffs, ignite as your morality is tested and your ethics challenged! Lovers and laugh-seekers alike will find entertainment in this sexy collection of personal recollections. —Marc Reed, Fire Chief aspirant, ADHD poster child

Always read the best you have and you’ll always be reading the best! —Mylo Curtis, Retired firefighter and two-bit philosopher