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“The easiest read ever. Why? Because the author – is it the author? – tells you not to bother reading it.” - Doobreads

“Unsullied by proper writing. Brilliantly missable. Sensationally forgettable.” - The Bundy Bugle

“When I began this, I did not know what to make of it. I still don’t.” - Freda Furlong, author of One, Two, Buckle My Shoo

“Take his advice: don’t read it.” - Francis Thredbold Poorhouse, award-winning author of Crap by Crap