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The astounding journey through the mind of an artist who, after a traffic accident, unknowingly becomes a museum guard of his own work.

France's most famous post-poststructuralist, often called the "Matisse of Nothing," the "Duchamp of Silence," and the "Shaman of Sham," Paul Calais, has disappeared before the opening of his exhibit at the Whipsnade Art Museum. Mistaken for Paul Calais, a homeless gnome, grimble gromble, assumes the artist's identity until called out and given a pitiless job as a guard at the Whipsnade Art Museum. He guards the works of artists who offend the public with head-scratching, inflammatory twaddle, although befriended by fellow guard dogs, who are all under the heels of the Directors, Curators, Trustees. and the all-powerful sorceress in Human Resources, Barbara Jaeger, one of the art world's most memorable villains.