Edward Carboni is a licensed Merchant Marine Officer and the author of two fiction books, Boss Ralphie and Cinderella Joe. He divides his time between Florida and Philadelphia, PA where he was born and raised.
Surviving The Douchebag Apocalypse
How To Recognize, Understand, And Deal With Jerks, Manipulators And Bullshit People
by Edward Carboni

Surviving The Douchebag Apocalypse
How To Recognize, Understand, And Deal With Jerks, Manipulators And Bullshit People
by Edward Carboni
Published Apr 03, 2014
126 Pages
Genre: SELF-HELP / Personal Growth / Happiness
Book Details
A Laugh Out Loud And Eye-Opening Expose About The Dark Side Of Human Nature.
If you've ever tried to be a decent person; tried to understand, be sympathetic or helpful, but the more you did, the more it seemed you were getting sucked into a wormhole of worsening bullshit, twisted truths and half lies and couldn't understand why people would be that way, or what to do about it...then here's your playbook. “With laser-guided precision and the brilliant light of truth, Carboni pierces the bullseye.” “This tight, efficient volume reassures readers that we are not alone in the world of the self-absorbed and shallow--those who suck the energy from a room and drive others to prescription medications.” “Carboni galvanizes the rawness of Hunter S. Thompson, the wry wit of Bill Bryson, the strategy of Niccolo Machiavelli and the insight of Ayn Rand in this comedic, vernacular tirade.” “The language is barstool authentic, but the message is anything but pedestrian.”