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Pictured are Bert Gimm –left- Doctor John Wilkinson-middle, and an unnamed female. We believe the unnamed female was either a bar maid or a random guest helping to keep John upright. The location of the photo was at the famous “Hofbrauhaus” in Munich, Germany. Bert and John that night were awarded he coveted “Bavarian Literature Prize” for their creation of “The Missing Emails”, which has been translated into German and 100 other foreign languages. The ceremony was witnessed by several hundred fans and two dozen police to maintain order and prevent beer spillage, a major environmental problem in Munich. See John’s shirt for an example of beer spillage.

Dr John Wilkinson after ending his medical practice at the request of the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services, now splits his time between his country estate in Iowa and his lake chateau manor near Scottsdale, Arizona. He is accompanied in residence at both places by his long time best friend, a chipmunk named Kamala, who has large incisor teeth and laughs incessantly.

“Doctore” Bert Gimm resides in Newton, North Carolina and is usually kept sedated by his wife Betsy.