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Are you ready for some shaking up?

What kind of teacher do you think Mrs. Nut is? Is she mean, or is she just loco? Mrs. Nut, a fourth grade teacher, is a teacher who is upset all of the time. She does not allow any of her students to clean their glasses with Kleenex tissue. Instead, she makes all of them clean their glasses with underwear. Mrs. Nut even uses a water hose and gets her students soaking wet. When her students decide they are tired of her being mean, Matt and Will become the first two boys to pull funny pranks on her. One of the funniest pranks they pull is hooking up a wire and a battery to her water faucet. When she tries to use the water hose, she gets shocked and screams down the hall loudly, "The water bit me!" They use many amusing pranks to get even with her. Read and enjoy the humorous adventures of Mrs. Nut and her students.

Mrs. Nut was shaking up a student named Will in front of the whole class and yelling, "Will, whenever I tell you to clean your glasses with my under wear, you will do so!" Mrs. Nut slammed Will on the floor and looked at Matt with a frown on her face. Later, they both recieved a discipline card. Matt put his discipline card in the toilet and got it wet. The ink began to smear, and you could no longer read anything that had been written. He decided to flush the useless piece of paper down the toilet without even a seond thought.

Mrs. Nut snatched Matt's shirt from him and put it on herself. The cotton fabric and seams were stretched so tight around Mrs. Nut's adult body that the students heard it rip as she jerked the bottom of it down around her waist. There were holes in the shirt where Mrs. Nut's thumbs had ripped through the fabric. She gave Matt his shirt to put on and told him, "Don't you ever wear this shirt in my classroom again!" Matt pulled the stretched shirt back over his head and felt ever so embarrassed, because it was two sizes too big and hanging off one shoulder.

She quickly walked into her bathroom to figure out why there was a tremendous pain in her rear end. She found five sand spurs stuck tightly in the flabby flesh of her behind. Mrs. Nut was struggling to get the glued-in sand spurs out of her behind. Mr. Wabington pulled every one of them out with pliers. As she looked around in the mirror to check her wounds, she saw holes in her skirt and tiny streams of blood trickling down where the sand spurs had been.