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FUNNIEST SPORTS STORY EVER

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It's 1984 … and the cold war between the United States and the Soviet Union is heating up to a fever pitch. With combat a near certainty, President Ronald Reagan and the infamous Russian General, Kostlitzo "BoneFace" Zolotov, make a secret pact to settle differences, not by fighting a war, but instead, by playing a kids' baseball game. Felix Farley, a dedicated, but often bumbling coach, is accidentally chosen to lead the American squad and quickly discovers he is in way over his head. But there's no turning back. He and his young ballplayers must find a way to save the free world from conquest by what President Reagan calls the "Evil Empire".

The President then raised his voice again. “At the game’s end, there must be no question nor any doubt about the outcome, Mr. Farley. I am not prepared to accept the idea of terms being dictated from Moscow. You must prevail.”

Felix cringed as he tried to come to grips with the weight of responsibility being thrust upon him. He opened his hands and pleaded for an answer. “You expect me to save the entire free world all by myself?”

The President rose slowly and leaned toward Felix. “Indeed, I do,” he replied with conviction.

Felix’s eyes sank. He swallowed hard, and his voice barely managed to whisper, “I’ve never done that before.”