Public Touchdown by The Mad Crapper, published by Outskirts Press

Public Touchdown

by The Mad Crapper

Public Touchdown

by The Mad Crapper

Published May 11, 2019
28 Pages
6 x 9 Black & White Paperback
Genre: HUMOR / Topic / Adult

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Like many things, if not most things in life, timing is everything. There is also a time and place for everything...

Each of us is keenly aware there is nothing like the comfort of your own home. If you are one that never, under any circumstance, will take a dump away from your residence, then this read is not for, or about you. However, if you are the typical male that is between the ages of 20-45, without such inhibition, then this “literature” is long overdue (it’s ok to admit you have been waiting for this and consciously ponder the circumstance). You talk about it with your peers, buddies and colleagues; you have shared horror stories and anecdotes about uncomfortable situations; you have often sacrificed and walked away dazed and confused………….until now. The next time you are in the office, hospital, dormitory, airport, train station, amusement park, or any public setting……you will know what to do when it is time for the…………….Public Touchdown.

About the Author

The Mad Crapper

The Mad Crapper is a well-traveled individual who has spent time in many different edifices which contain public bathrooms. Not by choice, but by necessity, he has used such public domains to relieve himself of solid waste on many an occasion spanning many years. Given the variety and many examples from which to choose, the author made a conscious decision to share his experiences and thoughts and perhaps bring levity to a mundane, sometimes uncomfortable, but necessary life function.