Outskirts Press, INC.

WOW YOUR LISTENERS WITH PU-NESS

This small volume contains all the tips necessary to make your every presentation perfectly unintelligible (PU). PU-ness is the power to amaze and impress your audience without them actually being fully able to understand what you said. You emerge with an image of seeming a guru in your field! But they won’t know exactly what you did!! Herein also is an alternative choice of presentation behaviors, recommended only for those bold presenters who for some reason actually WANT to be fully understood. Comments about this book:

“This little book on PU-ness is an enchiridion for those presenters yearning to be truly PU.” A. Bird Laysthings, PhD.

“Mildly amusing, but it makes the point.” Anon.

“An absolutely wonderful book, obviously the work of a genius.” Probable comment of author’s dear, deceased mother, had she survived to read it.