Published Dec 31, 2009
165 Pages
6 x 9 Black & White Paperback
Genre: HUMOR / Form / Essays
Learn how to escape from Amazon Warriors or to save the world from evil geniuses and mad scientists. Destroy ravenous termites and rescue cheerleaders from a raging river. Join David Watkins as he does this and more in Crazy Tales and Other Stories. Learn why men and women behave so differently. Understand how to resolve the energy crisis. Learn how company executives are going to cut costs. In these pages you will not only find a memorable collection of tall tales and humorous speeches but you will also receive hints on how to craft your own tall tales and speeches so you too can become a successful speaker or writer.
She paused for a moment, eying me in that same strange and hungry-like manner. It was becoming a little unsettling.
“We cannot let you leave. If you were to tell the world of our existence evil men would come to destroy our way of life.”
“However,” she added, “We will not kill you. You are obviously a very strong, handsome, and virile male. You could reintroduce strength back into our tribe – something that is sorely missing from our current males.”
Reintroduce strength? At first I thought she was talking about setting up an aerobics class. Then her meaning became clear.
from "The Amazon Adventure"
