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Looking for a fourth? Why not share a cart and a laugh with Dr. Dom, Shoeless Ed and Mr. Scotty No Show!

So you think you have seen it all on the golf course? You, no doubt, have witnessed the unbelievable and the comical. But how do your stories compare with the thirty-one found in this book? You may have a better one. And, if so, it may be worthy of an entry in Volume Two! Submit your idea via email to: rasconafamily@verizon.net. If selected for publication, you will earn a share of the royalties!

Al is a quick golfer. If your ball is lost, he’ll give you three minutes, never more, to find it. With this being the case, Mark and I started to get concerned when four, and then five minutes passed with no sign of Joe or Al. Now, you may be wondering why Mark and I were still in our cart. Well, the “Al’s Rules of Golf” prohibit a player from assisting his opponent in locating a lost ball. Being Al’s opponents for the round, we sat and waited.



We were tempted to break the rule when, at the seven minute mark, Joe emerged from the woods. He walked out alone and…he was still smiling. Mark and I looked at each other in disbelief. Was there something red dripping from the head of Joe’s 3-iron? How would we explain that the boss went missing playing golf? What did Joe do with his body and how were we going to protect our friend?