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My husband said; “You women complain about EVERYTHING!” I said; “Is that what you men are calling yourselves now? EVERYTHING?”

I figured it out! The chicken crossed the road to get away from the stupid rooster! I once asked a friend what her kitten’s name was and she replied; “Free to good home!” Time for bed! I plan on dreaming of paying all my bills with good checks! One time my mother made me so furious! So … I sent my teenagers to stay with her for awhile! My kids begged me for a pot belly pig. I said; "NO! I already had one and divorced it! Growing up I read anything funny I could get my hands on. I would follow my family members around reading jokes and funny stories. My dad still tells me “I only crack myself up!” I live to find the funny moments in life and make others laugh out loud.