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Cupid's Bitch

A Romantic Memoir

by T. Michelle Theus

Cupid's Bitch
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Cupid's Bitch

A Romantic Memoir

by T. Michelle Theus

Published Oct 25, 2008
49 Pages
Genre: FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Love & Romance



 

Book Details

"Cupid's Bitch" is a collection of personal essays and poems chronicling the good, the bad and the ugly after effects of Cupid's seemingly faulty aim. Written by one of his alleged victims, "Cupid's Bitch" offers witness testimony and presents poignant and strikingly honest stories of love, loss and recovery that playfully (but seriously) beg the question, "Does Cupid really have good intentions or should we consider him armed and dangerous???"




"Cupid's Bitch" is a quick and easy read, without sacrificing what makes it smart. Its powerful punch of social commentary and easily relatable themes are sure to make it a true conversation piece.

 

Book Excerpt



WANTED




Name: Cupid


Physical Description: Cherub-like male, about 4ft tall, 40- 55lbs. Last seen wearing wings and carrying a bow and arrow.



SUBJECT IS CONSIDERED ARMED & DANGEROUS. IF ENCOUNTERED, PLEASE APPROACH WITH CAUTION.


Subject is not a criminal suspect at this time, but is wanted for questioning in connection to his alleged involvement in several questionable hook-ups. Evidence suggests subject’s aim may be affected by an undiagnosed illness (i.e., ADD), and/or subject may be operating under the influence of a controlled substance. Alleged victims (commonly referred to as “Cupid’s Bitch”) suffer acute symptoms that may or may not be easily diagnosed. Early warning signs include: insomnia, emotional instability, and the enhanced ability to look the other way. At advanced stages, alleged victims may also suffer from self-doubt, inability to “do bad all by themselves,” and may experience delusions of grandeur involving mediocre relationships. It is not uncommon for alleged victims to report losses of up to 10 or more years peace of mind.






If you believe you are a victim, please contact your spiritual deity immediately.

 

About the Author

T. Michelle Theus

T. Michelle Theus has penned articles for newspapers and magazines covering a wide range of issues such as environmental health, business, hip hop, entertainment, male/female relationships, education and more. Currently, she enjoys producing multimedia projects through her company “Pure Intensity Media.”







T. Michelle Theus can be found at WWW.TMICHELLETHEUS.COM