Perhaps so, if you study and learn from this volume’s title poem. Within you will also find the amassed wisdom of zombies, vampires, werewolves, and myriad other monstery sorts. As you turn the pages you’ll meet an affronted witch, a jealous ghoul, a depressed ghost, a vengeful leprechaun, remorseful gods, and more supernatural types, all with stories to tell. Read the musings of a vampire who yearns for simpler times. Be warned by mischievous imps who are up to no good. Feel the frustration of a skeleton who simply can’t get a date. Follow the incredible journey of a gamer turned zombie hunter. This rhythmic romp through the innermost recesses of otherworldly minds won’t just save your life someday; it will also entertain you right now.