This guy goes home early from work one day, and walks in to catch his girlfriend packing her clothes. Surprised, he asks, "What are you doing?" She says, "I'm leaving you." He asks, "Why?" The girlfriend answers, "I heard you were a pedophile." The guy gasps in shock, and says, "Pedophile? Wow, that's an awfully big word for a twelve-year old!"
Pregnant woman in coma This pregnant woman with twins got into an accident, and had been in a coma for a long time. When she awoke, she was hysterical, asking about the welfare of her babies. The nurse assured her the babies were born just fine. The woman wanted to know where her babies were. The nurse informed the woman that her brother had taken them to raise. The woman says, “Oh my god, my brother’s a total moron. Please tell me he didn’t name them.” The nurse said, “I’m afraid he did.” The woman says, “What did he name them?” The nurse says, “Hum, the girl, he named Denise.” The woman thinks for a bit, and says, “Denise, that’s a nice name. What did he name the boy?” The nurse said, “Denephew!”
About Bob Beasley
Bob Beasley has mastered the craft of telling jokes to a variety of audiences throughout his lifetime, compiling this collection of his favorites to share in getting some much-deserved laughter out of the politically correct world we have created.
Disgusting Jokes is not intended to offend anyone, but if you are easily offended, then please read on. You may, or may not get offended, but in most cases, you could definitely be disgusted!
This guy goes home early from work one day, and walks in to catch his 
Bob Beasley has mastered the craft of telling jokes to a variety of