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5 x 8 Paperback cream |
ISBN: 9781432723149 |
$11.95 |
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This book is a very light hearted read about life lessons learned from a father's quotes, and examples. It is my hope that you get out of this book some understanding of my memories, laugh a little bit, and realize that it is always important to understand the gravity of moments when they happen. There are no guarantees in life, enjoy life while it is happening.
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Quotes from the book.
Everything I know I learned from a Toledo Cop.
“Son it’s never a good idea to make your mom mad, if mom isn’t happy nobody is happy.”
“There are 3 types of people in this world, one’s that can count, and one’s who can’t”
Just as the toilet was flushing, Mike opened the door and said “hey boner, here are your wrist bands.”
My sister Becky, red faced and sweating, did show signs spontaneously combusting, but luckily we did have some Faygo cola and ice in the cooler, or we would have had to bring Becky home in an urn.
dad arrived back on the scene, covered in sweat, with a tow truck, and a tow truck driver, whom would be most accurately described as the quintessential hillbilly. He was about 5’6”, with a huge barrel shaped beer belly, and fewer teeth than we had spare tires in the car.
“There are 3 types of people in this world, one’s that can count, and one’s who can’t”
for purposes of telling the story I will call him “putzboy
As I stood up from my heroic slide into first I noticed something, an odor.
“You are what you do, not what you say”
“well it can be anything from A to Z.”
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About Joseph C. Pfeiffer
Joe Pfeiffer is a native of Toledo Ohio and has a B.A. from the University of Toledo. He has been a computer network technician for fifteen years, and was honorably discharged from the USMC in 1993.
Joe is happily married to the love of his life, Rhonda and together they have four children, Ashley, Bryce, Emma, and Olivia.
Joe is an avid golfer, runner, cyclist and martial artist.
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