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A Native Sons Observations And Reflections

Winner of the 2009 Next Generation Indie Book award, as well as the 2009 Readers Favorite Silver medal for Humor/Comedy,"My Momma Raised Ugly Children...Not Stupid Ones" is a whimsical look back at the authors life and times, centering on his childhood, youth and even current events. Set in the picturesque little hamlet of Elizabeth City, you will find within the noodlings of a guy who is dedicated to the principle that nothing and no-one is sacred - least of all himself. You'll also meet a host of unforgettable characters, from "The Boys" (his childhood pals) to his lovably kooky family. So kick back, set "The Wayback Machine" on cruise control, and have a stroll down memory lane, courtesy of Bud and his very motley assortment of family, friends and oddball associates.

EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK...(Chapter 20 - When Plumbing Attacks)

"I have developed a brand spanking new nemesis in my life - like I needed one. It has invaded my space and complicated my existence, crowding out all other concerns. This fiendish object, which has become to me what Kryptonite is to Superman, is one of the most basic, not to mention plentiful commodities on the planet. The typical person thrives on it. It gives them life. It gives them sustenance.It gives me a headache that measures 8.5 on the Richter scale. And just what is this foul substance? Water. That's right. Just plain old tapwater. H20. Aqua Pura. And why, you might ask, has this most basic of elements become the bane of my existence? Quite simply, it is because of the people I live with. Hereafter, for the sake of brevity, they shall be known as 'My Family of Klutzes' or 'MFK-ER'S' for short."