Battle-Scarred Heart - A Brit's Witty Look At Lost Love
by Rainbow
Where Is My Lady?
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ISBN: 9781432725228
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BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY / General
Publication:
May 27, 2008
Pages:
260
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Originally from London, England, Rainbow thought he had met his soul mate online and eventually transplanted to the U.S.A. to marry her.
Unfortunately, she was not the soul mate he thought she was. The tragic story of this "Lost Love" and yet more "Lost Loves" he has experienced whilst on this side of the pond includes two experiences, which show some of the inherent perils of Internet dating, as well as the unfortunate results of some of his more usual, though unusual, boy meets girl, boy loses girl sagas.
They are all true, autobiographical stories written in both story and verse.
Anyhoo, back to the plot! Rainbow had come to a crossroad in his life. His marriage of 3 happy years - not bad out of 12 - was virtually dead on its feet no matter how, or what he tried to rekindle the flame.
Suddenly the thoughts, hopes and dreams that had been with him for so long had a chance of coming to fruition. What he interpreted at the time as being "signs and omens" led him to attempt to materialize his "Rock and Roll Dream" and embark on what he looked upon as a great adventure in lands across the sea...
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Rainbow's Life Changing Revelation Revealed Publicly For the First Time Ever!
When reading Chapter Three - Heart And Soul Break Death – you may remember me mentioning (Advisement: Miniscule subliminal sort of commercial plug coming up - Well of course you won't remember, unless you buy the book and read it!:-) in my reply to her Heart Stopping, Gobsmacking, Vitriolic and Vindictive Emailed Reply the phrase .... ‘But I thought we had a Broadway Smash with Music And Song And Dance at Rainbow’s Round Table (you know that’s another story don’t you angel!)’
Well Dear Reader, I’ve decided to reveal publicly for the first time ever, other than to those chosen few in eons past that I previously revealed it to, but now it seems I thought, patently totally erroneously, that they might have a Cat in Hell’s chance of living up to the expectations as set out in The Oath and Constitution of Rainbow’s Round Table.
My Muse came up with what seemed, not quite a totally new concept, for indeed, the concept itself is the stuff of Legend. Now due to the fact that, at that moment, now frozen in time, it did seem that ‘The Family’ had come back together and for whatsoever reason, what’s left of my brain harkened back to the days of King Arthur and His Round Table.
It occurred to me that he never realised there was serious problem with his legendary Round Table! It came as a revelation one night, whilst pondering Arthur’s Round Table and I jumped up and exclaimed to The Universe, ‘By George! I believe I got it!'
There was too much Testosterone around the table! This was followed immediately by a second revelation bombarding my brain cells! ‘Ladies First – Women On Top!’ So, I came up with a new version of a Round Table, in fact , Rainbow’s Round Table ! Where there would be equality in testosterone, hormones and oestrogen i.e. equal numbers of Lady’s and Knights, with myself taking the position of Master Of The Revels, Lord Of Misrule and Totally Benevolent Dictator! Well, I thought of it didn’t I , so it’s only fair!!!!
Actually, I sent a copy to Johnny Depp inviting him to join the Table. He never replied and the few young studs and studesses and bucks and buckesses with whom I chose to reveal the existence of the virtually, but almost tangibly real, All New All Singing And Dancing Rainbow’s Round Table went against every word of it as you will have seen. (Advisement: Miniscule subliminal sort of commercial plug coming up - or will have seen once you buy and read the book!)
Obviously they weren’t able to live up to the expectations of The Table as became apparent in the chapter entitled: Heart And Soul Death Break.
So Playmates, for the first time ever on a Public Stage, I reveal to you and you alone, the up until now Totally Confidential Oath and Constitution of Rainbow’s Round Table, as dictatorially dictated by Rainbow, Master Of The Revels, Lord Of MisRule and Totally Benevolent Dictator… prepare to be amazed!
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In Story and Verse, Rainbow proffers to you the Tale of how this ‘Rock and Roll Dream’ shattered into a zillion pieces.
For your further delectation, entertainment and edification, some other selected Absolutely True Tales of His Spectacular Lack Of Success In Finding His Other Half are immortalised (He’s a Brit and he spells like a Brit too!) within these pages… He’s had one heck of a ride so far!
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Originally from London, England, Rainbow thought he had met his soul mate online and eventually transplanted to the U.S.A. to marry her. 
In Story and Verse, Rainbow proffers to you the Tale of how this ‘Rock and Roll Dream’ shattered into a zillion pieces.